all-funny-memes:

A wise man once told me…

all-funny-memes:

A wise man once told me…

@3 hours ago with 3 notes

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heck-hath-no-fury:

ktisr:

my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”

for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half

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@1 day ago with 274496 notes

sorcery-inthetardis:

bblackbirdd:

I brought my little brother Spencer as my date and when I told him I was nominated for this [Hot & Funny] award, he told me that if under any circumstances I won, I had to say the following things.  

being related to a celebrity: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT

OMG WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE CAMERA AT THE END I JUST

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@4 hours ago with 518734 notes
hungry—hungry—hipsters:

musicalmaster95 sent me this.
@6 hours ago with 5 notes

facethedawn:

This is a very important message for young people everywhere

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